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Monday, January 26, 2009

Favorite riddle

How do you get holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

Is that the best or what?

3 comments:

Larry said...

How do you fix kidneys?

Boil the pee out of them.

Danette said...

That sounds gross Larry. Did you make it up?
If you think about this statement there is a lot of truth to it. We all have to rid ourselves of evil--or hell as it say. And it's usually trials that feel like we are boiling under the heat of it all. But hopefully it will purify us like it does the water. Get it?
Or maybe it's just that I like any saying with the word hell in it. LOL!

Larry said...

Some people make substitutions of words that sound near like a swear word. I joked with the family about one of my classes that I had at school. The title of the class was "Earth and Rock Filled Structures", and I used to call it my dam class.